Ladies and gentlemen of the ether, I introduce you to the one, the only--Sage Stallone.
Yes, his father is Sylvester. Yes, his mother is Jon Lovitz. Yes, his father got him into the business.
Curious to know more?
His nickname is Stoney. His middle name is Moonblood. He is friends with Vincent Gallo and Quentin Tarantino. He was born in 1976, seven months before the premiere of Rocky turned his father into an international superstar. He was married to a woman once, until it was annulled less than a year later. He is obsessed with exploitation films.
I feel like I'm writing his match.com profile here!
Ladies? Any takers?
[Legal notice: I get ten percent of both your living allowance and divorce settlement, should you one day take that plunge--GTC]