Thursday, March 4, 2010

They Can't All Be Rocky...

Ladies and gentlemen of the ether, I introduce you to the one, the only--Sage Stallone.

Yes, his father is Sylvester. Yes, his mother is Jon Lovitz. Yes, his father got him into the business.

Curious to know more?

His nickname is Stoney. His middle name is Moonblood. He is friends with Vincent Gallo and Quentin Tarantino. He was born in 1976, seven months before the premiere of Rocky turned his father into an international superstar. He was married to a woman once, until it was annulled less than a year later. He is obsessed with exploitation films.

I feel like I'm writing his profile here!

Ladies? Any takers?

[Legal notice: I get ten percent of both your living allowance and divorce settlement, should you one day take that plunge--GTC]


1 comment:

Goodtime Charlie said...


Three interesting facts about Sage's mom, Sasha Czack, courtesy of imdb:

- Andy Warhol was a fan of her work. He wrote much about Sasha in his published diaries.

- Was the lead still photographer and co-writer of "Rocky" (1976), although uncredited due to union rules in 1976.

- After a successful screen test, director Frank Perry chose her to play a leading role in "Play It As It Lays" (1972). However, fiancé Sylvester Stallone demanded she not leave New York because he needed help typing screenplays.