Paris Hilton May Plague You For Millenia

I realize I'm behind the times, but here goes...

This just in:

Out there in the ether, there is a blog maintained by a man who wants to live forever.

This being his main concern in life, the author writes about a wide variety of things that affect mankind's ability to live forever--things such as nuclear weapons, rain in Africa, and cryonics.

And, trust me, asshole, when you are a man who follows cryonics, there is no way to avoid this revelation:

Paris Hilton has paid a bunch of money to have her body preserved for potential reanimation--along with the the bodies of her two pet dogs.

Say, wha?!!

‘The Simple Life’ star said: “It’s so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced.

“And if you’re immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved.

“My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years.”

So, you have been warned--if you, too, like Walt Disney, desire to live forever, you will still be plagued by Paris Hilton and her ilk.

Reconsidering yet?

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