As I feared not two weeks ago, it seems that masturbation deaths are, indeed, on the rise.
This just in from across the pond (my dial-up connection is really slow):
BBC presenter Kristian Digby was found dead in his apartment On Monday morning. Cause of death is still "inconclusive," however, a belt and bag were taken away by forensics, and police sources told the Daily Mail that they believe Digby died during "a solo sex game which went tragically wrong." Police say that there are no suggestions of suicide.Digby was an openly gay television presenter and director most famous for his work on British reality television series To Buy Or Not To Buy.(courtesy Huffington Post)
Hutchence, Carradine, Digby...who's next? Russell Crowe? Robert Duvall?
Place your bets here, ladies and gentlemen, although I must stress that no money will be changing hands, as I don't need the Nevada Gaming Commission on my ass again.