Cameron Diaz and Nick CassavetesIt's official--Cameron Diaz is a total alien freak.
Is she going to start turning black and looking like a man soon? Is she the anti-Michael Jackson the universe has been waiting for? Will her increasing creepiness bring an end to the global warming caused by Michael's?
Or maybe she's just afraid of aging and making all the wrong moves.
Also official:
John Cassavetes has risen from the dead intending to hunt and slaughter his own son like only a zombie can. Nick is half his fault, after all...
Oh, and how could they honestly give Cameron Diaz a star? Really? Who came next, Alf? Have we really run so low on icons?
Sadly, yes.
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2 comments:
I think Alf already has a star
i just checked--he doesn't.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stars_on_the_Hollywood_Walk_of_Fame
but he probably will, once "Alf" is rebooted as a dark movie...
http://drnormalblog.wordpress.com/2009/06/04/hollywood-to-reboot-alf-in-new-dark-film/
shit.
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