Thursday, June 11, 2009

Y'all Better Recognize

This place exists---

The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance

So, you know, go ahead and have that third pint of Chunky Monkey as you flip through those Grishams on the loveseat-for-two occupied by one. You'll be okay--you've got people.


Your neighbors might not even know you exist and you die there after intrepid, underpaid emergency crews brave the stench to spend six-hours extracting you and your couch from your home and doctors fail in their attempt to surgically remove your skin from the fabric of the couch.

Roll the dice, baby! Life's a gamble, right? Right?!


1 comment:

Sarah said...

Actually, NAAFA is about admitting that people of every size can be healthy, if they work out/eat right. which is true to an extent, but not for people over 400 pounds, in my opinion.