Look at how beautiful Iceland is!Wouldn't you love to live there?
There aren't too many jobs around these days, but if you are willing to rule the nation, you're in luck--cuz nobody else wants to!
Although it hasn't been released to the press at this time, an adorable little Icelandic mole informs me that--by an overwhelming majority vote--the people of Iceland are willing to sweeten the deal by offering the hand of the voluptuous virgin they were planning to sacrifice on Thor's birthday.
Criminals--this would be a great way to strike out a fresh existence.
(Yes, Barons of Wall Street--I'm talking to you...)
So...think about it!
*Will also consider a ruthless despot, but only if s/he promises to leave our handful of rich people alone.
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