Tired of all them fly bitches all up on ya at Comic-Con? Can't even get down to the pharmacy for a new inhaler without fighting your way through a Berlin Wall of babes in heat? Ever wonder how you can guarantee zero female companionship?
Recognize:
1. Build a bed that looks like a Y-Wing fighter from Star Wars.
2. Sit back, relax, and watch every woman alive avoid you like a plague-ridden near-corpse hacking up a lung. Trust me--it works.
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