Saturday, August 1, 2009

The 4 Most Important News Stories on April 29, 2009

1. Is swine flu 'the big one' or will it fizzle out?
2. See what former TV stars look like now
3. The last guy selected in the NFL draft
4. Obama's first 100 days and Bea Arthur dies

And you wonder why so many Americans have no idea who Sarkozy is, but can recite a detailed play-by-play of Emmanuel Lewis' lost years.

If ole Nic wants to finally enter the American consciousness, maybe he and Carla Bruni should have mixed-race midget octuplets on live television. I smell a hit!


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