Tom Brady Might Have Lost the Battle, But He Sure Won the War

100 out of 100 men agree--even though he lost the Super Bowl to golden-gened Eli Manning, any man who would rather be in his shoes than those of Tom Brady should be slowly suffocated to death for the good of the species!

Here's why:


Yes, sir...when you come home to that, does it really matter if you brought the hardware?


To save you the trouble, I located a photo of Eli's new sweetie, Abby McGrew:


I'm sure she's very nice.