Sunday, April 12, 2009

You've Come a Long Way, Sugar Baby


No wonder the boners on Wall Street were so hungry for dangerous short-term profits--maybe the Obama administration should begin regulating the Sugar Daddy/Baby industry, as part of their oversight of the financial markets.

And maybe I should get a federal stipend to dive head-first into the trenches, as an undercover operative, taking a bullet for my country...
"Hello, Mr. Obama? I've got a proposition for you. Now hear me out..."

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