Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Top 5 Spots I Like to Light A Strike Anywhere Match

1. Zipper
2. Sole of my shoe
3. Brick wall
4. Leathery skin of a long-forgotten starlet
5. Eva Longoria's teeth

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Goodtime! I'm disappointed. I would have expected some sexually explicit reference to yourself in this top 5. Next time, I guess!