Scratch THIS, A$$hole...

If you thought Balloon Boy's Dad was crazy before (like when he faked that his son was up in a balloon at 7000 ft. for hours in an attempt to get a reality TV show), wait til you check out his latest invention, which unfortunately involves a lot of shouting:



Am I the only one who realizes how smooth that thing looks--how could it possibly compete with the scratching monster that is bark?

Here's to hoping this stupid prick fails to make $36,000 off this and has to start selling vital organs to pay back the police department for part of their emergency rescue bills...


(Thanks, Videogum)
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Have You Heard This?

For those of you out there who just can't be separated from your dog for ten minutes, treat your dog like a child, and make love to him/her...

For those of you tired of having your dog sometimes get a touch uncomfortable, not be waited on hand and foot every second of their lives, and--worst of all--being forced to mingle with those disgusting plebeian pets in the cargo hold of a mean old 'regular' airplane when the two of you fly off on your lover holidays...

PetAirways is for you!


Come on--your little pookie is worth it. Trust me.

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Purely Hypothetical Situation #148

If I were ever attacked by a mountain lion while camping with my wife and our two toddlers--and survived--what would I do next?

Well, since we're all about honesty here at GTC Headquarters, I would probably pack everybody in the car and cruise by the nearest whiskey vendor on my way to the hospital.

Were I some sort of fantastic moron, I would instead spend the night at the attack site, in a flimsy pop-up camper, with my helpless children marinating in a crib filled with gravy.

Okay, so this guy wasn't that dumb, but he was close!


Question of the day: What kind of asshole brings a chainsaw camping?

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