Breast Augmentation---$4000-10,000
Tummy Tuck-------------$3000-8500
Nose Job------------------$3000-8000
Facial Rejuvenation----$1000-2000
Body Lift------------------$12,000-40,000
Designer Hair Cut------$1200
Teeth Whitening--------$500
That leaves between $19,800 and $65,300 for clothing, shoes, professional make-up application, manicure/pedicure, smiling lessons, and an extra five inches of leg.
Why the random $90,000 figure, you ask? Because that is what a production company must spend to make Heidi Klum look like Heidi Klum whenever she is to be photographed, filmed, or videotaped (Starbucks runs not included). The $90,000 buys you two wardrobe stylists, a hair stylist, a make-up artist, a manicurist, and a seamstress.
Shocked? I should hope so.
4 comments:
i think, charlie, that alltough you might already have spent $90k on lifting you knees and body - you still don't look like Heidi Klum... Or am I overetimating you masculinity?
Since I don't have $90K to spare, rest assured my occasionally munificent, more often handicapping, uber masculinity remains intact.
However, should a benefactor one day emerge, I have no doubt I will become the world's second Heidi Klum.
Would you then consider marrying Seal?
No way--I'd totally be a lipstick lesbian and plow my way through the supermodel roster.
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