Monday, December 8, 2008
Things I Learned About My Governor Today
- His chair at the conference table is 4 inches higher than all the others. Nobody else is ever allowed to sit in it.
- Every square inch of his bathroom wall is covered by either a framed photo of him, a framed political cartoon about him, a drawing of him, or a painting of him.
- He likes almonds.
- He has a 3ft-tall, metal, blinking Terminator skeleton immediately behind his desk, over his shoulder.
- He has the sword from Conan the Barbarian on display in the President Ronald Reagan Cabinet Room adjacent to his office.
- When he wears a green velvet sportcoat, his orange hair makes him look like an elf.
- His Chief of Staff, Daniel, is totally a vampire.
- He's a Leo.
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Things I Learned
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