Don't you hate it when you head home after a great summer night out with your hubby, only to find yourself covered in those annoyingly itchy teenager bites? Do swarms of teenagers prevent you from leaving your house to enjoy the fruits of your labors?
Well, your fucking troubles are over, man!
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What is The Mosquito, you ask? Why, it is teenager repellent--to keep your lives teenager-free, of course!
