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Happy July 4th, everybody!

Have a ton of fun this gorgeous Sunday, but please don't forget how relatively important your place is in the thick of this vast, chaotic universe--the purpose of your existence is entirely under your control and there are no limits.

[Thanks for the tip, Bob. -Ed.]

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I Am Bear, Feel My Wrath!

Big Bear Lake, CA---A 700lb. bear killed an animal trainer here today. Fittingly, this bear was an employee (?) of Predators in Action, a company that trains wild animals for use in the motion picture industry.

No doubt the bear had good reason to bite the man in the neck, having been imprisoned, prodded, poked, and told what to do for how long now? Not to mention the fact that this bear was recently forced to appear in Will Ferrell's abysmal Semi-Pro--is that not reason enough to kill somebody?

As of yet, no decision has been made as to whether or not the bear will be snuffed out as part of the long-running, and sometimes unpopular, state-sponsored vengeance killing scheme, but let's hope he survives.

This bear is a bear of principal, and I respect that.

(photo: Cristina Bush, AP)