DUIs Suck

I'm sure those guys all did some bad shit, but you know those guards are pricks.

I guess they deserve each other.

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Leading By Example

This just in:

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — A former police chief in California has been charged with drunken driving after leaving a club and crashing his city-owned car.

The Riverside County district attorney's office charged Russell Leach on Monday with misdemeanor driving under the influence of drugs and alcohol. He could face up to six months in jail in convicted.

The 62-year-old Leach, former police chief in the city of Riverside, crashed a Chrysler into a fire hydrant on Feb. 8. Two tires were missing when police stopped him three miles from the collision site.

Leach previously said he was disoriented from taking pain medication. He resigned last month for medical reasons.

Prosecutors say California Highway Patrol investigators determined Leach had taken prescription drugs and had at least 11 drinks before the crash.

Leach couldn't immediately be reached Monday for further comment.

(courtesy Huffington Post)

Mainly so I know which spots to avoid in the future, I want to know what kind of club has 62-year-old men hanging around.

Was it, perhaps, a strip club? I mean, something tells me he wasn't shaking his diaper to techno music...

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At Least He's Clever

Not that I condone drunk driving, or idiocy, or mental illness, or most people who live in Pennsylvania or the United States or the planet Earth...but at least this guy had a plan.

I wonder how long he had that 'paperwork' in his glovebox, getting blind drunk at the Indian Casino every night and driving all the way home on the wrong side of the road, just begging for a chance to use it.

Something tells me it's been decades. Good job, Pennsylvania troopers! You got one!

Too bad his lawyer is so crafty he's sure to walk...

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