The votes are in, folks, and the twittiest of the lower-class twits from across this gorgeous globe have been identified and ranked in a highly scientific process know as a "boondoggle."
Here are the results to share with your friends:
Gold Medal -
That is one disturbed belly-button/cat
Silver Medal -
This guy's girlfriend must never let him take his shirt off at pool parties.
Oh, wait--he's never had one.
Bronze Medal (with special commendation for supreme idiocy) -
Jolene must be so proud of her little skinhead
Kids at home, please take note--this is what you either should or should not do, depending on how you want your life to turn out. Good luck figuring that shit out!