Evidence That We Are Fucked

A newspaper article from September 29, 2004, that I, for some reason, copied into a Word file many years ago, and which seems to support my claims in the 'Vault' entry which follows this one:

Family Chicken Feud Turns to Gun Battle

BLUEWELL, West Virgina (AP) - A family meal erupted into a gun battle after a father and son clashed over how to cook chicken.

The two men argued Sunday over the best way to prepare skinless chicken for dinner.

"It started out as a physical confrontation, but it escalated until both of them were shooting at each other,'' Detective Sgt. A.D. Beasley of the Mercer County Sheriff's Department said Monday.

Beasley said each man fired a .22-caliber handgun at the other. Harley Shrader was struck by a bullet that went through the upper part of his right ear and lodged in the back of his head. He was treated at a hospital and released. The elder Shrader was not injured.

Jackie Lee Shrader, 49, was charged with malicious wounding and wanton endangerment. Harley Lee Shrader, 24, was charged with wanton endangerment.

...I wonder who they're gonna vote for in the upcoming primary. Is Larry the Cable Guy running? How about Jack Meehoff?