Yes, this is a real movie--directed by Jodie Foster, no less (discuss).
Yes, it was shot before (some of) that shit went down.
Yes, the notecard says something else on the real poster.
Yes, much like the man himself this project was a bad idea from the instant it was conceived.
Yes, you will probably see it with your family this holiday season and/or receive it on BluRay from a friend as a Valentine's Day gag gift.
Yes, you all should be ashamed of yourselves.
Aside from the movie crew's community-saving bribes to dozens of unemployed+underwater homeowners near the shooting location pretending to mow their lawn every day, probably the only good to come of this debacle is all of the anti-fan art out there on the web.
Viz:
Probably a direct quote as he walked to craft service for a handful of Peanut M&Ms.
I would much rather see THIS movie.
Probably an accurate assessment of what Gibson's golden years would have been like
if he didn't have $400 million in the bank and a team of parasites that live off him.
For even more anti-fan art, check out the endless comments on the post that inspired mine at Videogum.
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