Sound the trumpets, lower the casket -- for
the Flock shall soon descend upon a vapid multiplex near you.
Half-bird teenagers who escape from a lab when they learn to fly? Half-wolf people chasing after them? How did the wolves know they existed? How did the wolves get created? Was this really a hit book series? Or just 'a book series?'
All these questions...and yet, delightfully, I care not for the answers.
The book series was written by monolithic-douchebag
James Patterson, also behind the laughably-bad, 13-episode-and-out TV series,
Women's Murder Club, based on his book series of the same name. He executive produced both projects.
The movie--
Maximum Ride--is being written by the guy who wrote
The Rise of the Silver Surfer, which seems appropriate--he has experience in shit-shoveling.
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Millionaire John Bogle, founder of The Vanguard Group
