Recognize:

" { " is officially referred to as a "left curl brace," for those of y'all ignorant fools out there what didn't fuckin' already know that useful shit.

Now, try to work it into a conversation this week and see what happens. Get back to me.

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Y'all Better Recognize

This place exists---

The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance

So, you know, go ahead and have that third pint of Chunky Monkey as you flip through those Grishams on the loveseat-for-two occupied by one. You'll be okay--you've got people.

OR

Your neighbors might not even know you exist and you die there after intrepid, underpaid emergency crews brave the stench to spend six-hours extracting you and your couch from your home and doctors fail in their attempt to surgically remove your skin from the fabric of the couch.

Roll the dice, baby! Life's a gamble, right? Right?!

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