Who Cares About Basketball?

When there's so much beauty in the world?


Have you spoken to your neighbor recently?

It's NBA Playoffs, Baby!

And I couldn't care less!

Meanwhile, in the hotly-contested Lakers-Celtics series, the basketball world's abuzz with news of Phil Jackson's recent weight gain.

Don't point that finger at me, buddy! It's your own fault!

Granted, I haven't seen him on television since...when did Michael Jordan retire?
But, regardless, the question on everybody's lips is this:

How does a vegetarian Buddhist living in Los Angeles grow that many chins?


(btw, Lakers suck)