Monday, June 9, 2008

It's NBA Playoffs, Baby!

And I couldn't care less!

Meanwhile, in the hotly-contested Lakers-Celtics series, the basketball world's abuzz with news of Phil Jackson's recent weight gain.

Don't point that finger at me, buddy! It's your own fault!

Granted, I haven't seen him on television since...when did Michael Jordan retire?
But, regardless, the question on everybody's lips is this:

How does a vegetarian Buddhist living in Los Angeles grow that many chins?


(btw, Lakers suck)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

scary dude...

Anonymous said...

funny!

Jambone said...

Jackson had like both his hips replaced or something and can barely walk. He has to sit in a special chair on the bench or he like shits himself. So you can't fault him for the weight gain. On the other hand, he's a smug prick and I hope he burns in hell.