Prairie Dogs Are So Hot Right Now

The latest de rigeur accessory among Hollywood's fashionable elite?
Prairie dogs.

Don't have one yet? Didn't think so---they don't sell 'em at Wal-Mart, chump!

Before everybody else in the subdivision beats you to the punch, y'all best be gettin' yoselves to Rodeo, bitches, where the exclusive Swiss boutique La Maison des Chiens de Prairie will be more than happy to hook you up with your very own cuddly critter, or two, or three--for a mere $17,000 a pop.*

Don't like the 'do on your little 'dog? Not to worry--La Salon des Chiens de Prairie, in the rear of the shop, offers cuts, dies, shaves, mani/pedis, and, of course, Brazilians.
What more could a poor little prairie dog ask for?

If pooper scoopers are not your thing, but you still want to get in on the craze, then try the world of fine art on for size:

"Prairie Dog Rapture" by Anthony Falbo

*Note: The City of Beverly Hills would like to remind you to dispose of your dead prairie dogs properly--please notify the city's Dead Prairie Dog Collection Service and place the dead prairie dog by your garbage can, in the appropriate green plastic 'dead prairie dog bag' (available at your local pharmacy/grocery store).




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OMG! LOL!! Cutest Couple Ever!!!