Showing posts with label What is the Better Question?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label What is the Better Question?. Show all posts

Friday, March 20, 2009

What is the Better Question?


1. If 'bonuses' are not tied to individual or corporate performance, and must be paid even if the employee has left the company...then why are they called bonuses? Why aren't the amounts just added into the employee's salary? Hmmm...something is surprisingly fishy with the way these financial guys do business...who would have seen that coming? In slightly-related news, wow.

2. How can a film critic worth a damn equate Julia Roberts and Clive Owen to Katharine Hepburn and Cary Grant with a straight face? If you don't believe me, watch the laughable trailer. The uninspired 'banter' reminds me of a bad local news broadcast, except without the energy. Did Julia Roberts even realize she was supposed to be mysterious, witty, and charismatic? Did she record her dialogue over the phone? It seems like her agent told her she was in Hook again. Bottom line: if you can't even cut a trailer with some energy to it, the movie will certainly fall flat.

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Sunday, February 22, 2009

The Latest on Alex Rodriguez

So funny. So unsurprising. So sad.

What is the better question?

1. I'll say it again--doesn't A-Rod have an agent/manager? Doesn't this person care enough about his own livelihood to feed this piece of meat some better lies?

2. How much will this whole scenario ever matter? Will baseball ever actually pull out the asterisks on these guys? Will they ever ban anybody? Will they ever actually search for the latest and greatest drugs in their players' bodies? Does anybody care?

(snore)

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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Things to Do in Colorado Springs When You're Stupid


Please read this brief article and then decide...'What...is...the better question?!'

1. How is it that both 7-11 clerks knew that the 'weapon' was a Klingon sword? Who is staffing convenience stores these days, Kevin Smith?

2. Why did the author of this article feel the need to explain the relationship between the fictional Klingons and the equally-fictional United Federation of Planets? Is that really relevant to anything?

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

What is the Better Question?

Welcome to this year's edition of the annual contest--What is the Better Question?
Please study the photo below and then carefully examine the questions that follow:


a) Why is this boy sitting in the toilet with his pants on?
b) Why is his parents' bath tub filled with garbage?