Showing posts with label The Independent. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Independent. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Dick Captured by KGB


In keeping with this week's (year's?) penis theme, here is another one for ya--painted on a drawbridge facing the windows of FSB (née KGB) headquarters by Russian art-warriors Voina.

The folks at Voina have also thrown cats at McDonald's employees, staged a pantomime orgy at the Biology Museum, and generally just given the Putin/Medvedev camp the finger as many times as possible, in front of as many people as possible. [Further reading from The Independent. -Ed.]

As a result, Voina are of course on the lam or being beaten by thugs in a damp prison somewhere, but you gotta hand it to them for their Extreme Creativity in the Face of Thinly-Veiled Totalitarianism, which should be an award category next year in one of those self-congratulatory pageants that happen all the time.

Now, I think it's important to clarify that I am not saying defacing public property or throwing cats at innocent people are good things to do in any situation; what I AM saying is that they are far from the worst things you can do to draw attention to the fact that hundreds of millions of your countrymen are getting fucked by the cigar-smoking, vodka-swilling, mother-nature-raping Russian oligarchy every second.

Carry on, comrades!

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Brad Pitt Alert!


Pull out your special glasses, Club Members!

Quoth the Oracle:

The 45-year-old is reported to have moved into a separate two-bedroom house from the rented family home he was sharing with Angelina Jolie and their six children in Beverly Hills.

He is said to be having problems in his relationship with actress Angelina.

A neighbour of his lodge-style home told Grazia magazine: 'He only moved in quite recently. There have been a couple of nights when we've heard him playing Nick Drake quite loudly.'

Item #1: You mean to tell me Angelina will be unescorted in her boudoir seven nights a week? Does Berlusconi know about this yet? Might be worth abdicating for...

Item #2: Uh-oh...Nick Drake? Complete this puzzle:

1. Heath Ledger

2. Michael Jackson

3. ?

Good luck, Brad! We're rooting for you (but we don't share the same fervor for your latest flop)!

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