Picasso Had the Longest Name Ever

Was it the source of all his pain? Turn to page 219 of Dianetics to find out!

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to the one, the only:

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso

Don't believe me? Check it.

Now, in light of all this new shit, one question immediately comes to mind:

How the fuck does all that fit on a birth certificate?

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Let's Hope His Name Is Misleading...

Or methinky Bryan Rapey is going to jaily.

Hmmmmm...I wonder what his ancestors did for a trade...

Cooper
Sawyer
Miller
Smith
Rapey?

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What is in a name?

Name of the year?


My favorite part of that link is this:


Oh, shit, no--I was looking for a different Consance Coco Winegardner McCallum. It must be so frustrating having such a common name...
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