Russian Spy Acts Like a Spy, Authorities Shocked

You've heard about the Russian spies by now. You know enough about spies from watching movies and reading hardcover thrillers.

It's too bad you are not also the Chief of Police in little ole Cyprus, or this never would have happened:

Christopher Robert Metsos, the 11th suspect in the alleged Russian spy ring who was arrested in Cyprus yesterday, has gone missing, authorities said.

It's Good To Be The King

We all have problems. Some of us are drowning in debt, some of us only have one leg, some of us love children more than anything and will never be able to have any, some of us can't be productive because we're always high and eating sandwiches...and some of us cower in fear of a self-forecast and destructive deluge of pussy and money.

Please watch this brief video (courtesy of defamer) of Mike Tyson's fascinating speech at Sundance recently, where the documentary Tyson is playing.