"Joan Rivers Is So Old, Her Vagina Has a Separate Entrance for Black People"

Wow. Wish I coulda been there--they sound like my kinda people when they have an easy target and a green light. Even Brad Garrett.

I saw Joan Rivers walking through Beverly Hills a few months ago, followed by a camera crew taping some kind of program nobody watches ("Beverly Hills Alzheimer's Alligators Alive, Well, and Walking In Circles")--the woman could barely walk and resembled a loosely-formed ball of off-white Play-Doh, yet it seems her sense of humor and thick skin (or deafness/dementia?) are still faithfully at her service.

Hats off to Joan Rivers--for being the butt of jokes and whatever else it is that she does.

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Stop--Hummer Time!

At some point last night, this beast showed up outside the Governors' Global Climate Summit at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills.

Not sure how exactly it is street legal--or if it is. Maybe it was helicoptered in?

Whose is it? Where did it come from? Why does it have treads? What the hell is in the back...or whom? Aliens?

So many questions, no answers...but one thing is certain--this baby is biodiesel. So stop freakin' out and learn to love it!