Showing posts with label Arturo Gatti. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Arturo Gatti. Show all posts

Monday, July 13, 2009

Michael Douglas Should Stop Sleeping


First it was footballer Steve McNair, now a boxer I never heard of until today.

What's a rich, older man-about-town to do? Just wait around til his crazy young minx gets some bright idea when she watches Fox News?

No. That would be a fool's fate.

Instead, Gordon Gekko will never sleep. He will never blink. He will die from it, in a matter of days, patiently waiting for the Zeta to snap, almost hoping she will, to put him out of his pants-shitting, broken-pipe misery, but also willing to strike her dead with his Oscar if she has the balls to think she wears the pants.

Tick tick tick tick tick tick...

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